It always comes to this. The inevitable point in the life of a blog where responsibilities must be shared, and columns turned a group effort. And by group effort I mean showing all of the drudgeries of writing a blog off on your unsuspecting friend who, is then obligated to accept for no other reason than simply being your friend. When you think about it this really is quite the fool proof plan. They can’t say no, for they realize that this blog that you speak of is like a child to you and how it would be as if your soul was being ripped out of you should they let it die. If you’ve already set high standards for the site, you might even get them to squeak out 2,000 words per week on it. But if this doesn’t work as planned, wash, rinse, repeat the process, but this time with a few more friends that are easily suckered into things such as this. Not only will it be a good lesson in human manipulation, you will also have up to 10,000 words per week being published on your blog. This is the point where you sit back and reap your profits.
Another plus to this is that it’s AMAZINGLY cheap. The most you have to pay will be the occasional salad to keep your friends in the best of health and spirits so that they don’t have some emotional breakdown and begin typing enraged slurs against you. That could be bad for your reputation if they did something of that sort, so you may have to get out of your recliner for a few minutes and proof read your posts, and slip in a few words about yourself that make you sound more like the knight in shining internet armor that you really are.
I hope that advice helped you future sweatshop owners know how to run your internets to the best of your abilities.
-Ranger :3
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